Va Tech Collegiate Times wants you to be a “whorr-or”
Gruesome DiY costuming advice from the Collegiate Times. Because all women are secretly dying to expose our inner “whorr-ors,” right?
Highlights:
“Easily constructed from things you probably already own, each of these three costumes can be thrown together almost as fast as they will inevitably be taken off. Check in next week for the final Halloween DIY. ”
Spider Web: Because if You Spread Eight Legs, You’re Bound to Catch Something
Although gruesome costumes are always noble, they aren’t the most popular among the college audience. Meet halfway with this spider web dress that flaunts your inner gore and your outer “whorr-or.”
Christmas Tree: For the Festive “Ho Ho Ho”
Everyone with a knack for fashion knows the trends are decided seasons in advance. Flaunt your keen sense of style and God-given gifts with this Christmas tree ensemble that will have guys pining to dig through your stockings.
Extra bonus irony points for the ad shown at the bottom of the article:
PS – Is it possible the author was joking? Compare and contrast her other very straight Halloween column for the guys – how to make a Godzilla costume out of a hoodie.